Today is a fine day!

Husband to wife: Today is a fine day.   Next day he says: Today is a fine day.   Again next day, he says same thing: Today is a fine day.   Finally after a week, the wife can't take it and asks her husband:  Since one week, you are saying this 'Today is a fine day'. I am fed up. What's the matter?   Husband: Last week when we had an argument, you said , 'I will leave you one fine day.' I was just trying to remind you.

Interesting Travel Facts

 

Ride of His Life

Good Wan! OR Good One! (Joke)

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan ?

Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?

Caller: I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?

Caller: Well… just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.

Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I'm Saw Ree.

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!

Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree…

Caller: Oh… God!!

DeadSpace Necromorph Chest Tattoo

DeadSpace Necromorph Chest Tattoo

I Like Your Thinking (Joke)

A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny.

"None, they all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is four, but I like your thinking." Then Little Johnny says, "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on... but I like your thinking."

Ramadan Live Wallpaper

Ramadan Live Wallpaper Slideshow:
Ramadan specific wallpapers. The holy festival of Ramadan is around and its time for the holy Namaaz during the holy Ramadan month. Namaaz being the link between the almighty Allah and his beloved followers. To keep the ambience of ramzan all along the month we have developed Ramadan specific wallpapers for android. We have made these wallpaper to built the essence with all the muslim brothers and sisters for the month long Ramadan festival. We have wallpaper of holy "Mecca", a crescent moon over the Mecca Masjid, holy name of allah written in the universe, a kid offering Namaaz. Set the wallpaper and welcome the pure month of ramzaan with hands raised in service of the almighty allah. Download the Allah wallpaper app and spread the name of allah with this free app.
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About the “Ramadan Live Wallpaper Slideshow”:
• Ramadan specific wallpapers
• Wallpaper of the masjid
• Wallpaper of the holy crescent moon
• All these set of wallpapers are set to change after a period of time(according to settings.
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